Wanker

You

You’re a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022

Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.

Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!

by FilthyWorld August 24, 2016

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018