stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.

Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.

by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.

My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.

by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

sleepy waffle

Mixing semen spit and egg whites and giving it to a woman. To swallow or put it in syringe and squirt on an un suspecting female

Gave her the sleepy waffle .she is nasty

by sicksloth January 9, 2017

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017