waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.

That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.

by Bread man July 14, 2018

Waffle Boy

A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.

Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!

by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018

Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice

Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?

by Aquatamo April 29, 2019

Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles

Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

wafflewind

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.

God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

by nom de plumpaperback writer July 29, 2019

Wafflestomp

The process of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain. The result are little holes like the ones in waffles

James: I just Wafflestomped dude. Up high
Michael: dude what the fuck

by Gilboiiii June 22, 2019