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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
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Two chops and a tank

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
by Twochopsandatank November 28, 2012
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two-tabber

When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....
I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.
by techfisher78 December 12, 2013
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two badly parked volkswagons

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons
by gavrad76 December 30, 2013
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
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two [Pepsis] in one bottle

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."
Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.
by xcv123 December 13, 2014
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