Twitter

A battleground for racist trolls and hypocrites who have nothing better to do

A guy called me fat on Twitter

by freimiser July 25, 2018

Twitter

An app for people who like to argue about politics and sports. Trump was banned.

Jimmy- Did you see that Twitter post?
Maria- *crickets*

by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021

twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.

Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."

by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

DB (twitter)

DB means "Dumb Bitchez"

Just STFU and Leave Her Alone!Your're Picking On Her For Something Stupid!DB (twitter)

by Santonio15_BGC September 11, 2012