Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

Taking A Journey

When you go through every single drug you can think of (you have to save up $$$$$$ for this) and do all of them in order all the same day, this may or may not be a way to off urself but like this is the way to do it.

"Hey man what are you doing you've been so sad recently?" "Oh I've just been Taking A Journey recently."

by VenomSlash April 12, 2023

taking an antibiotic

To help an infection.

Taking an antibiotic didn't help a chest infection.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

twoking

When someone has been tweaking for so long that the word has transformed into a mixture of its past tense and continuous tense.

Joker from Persona 5 has been twoking. I feel so bad for him. My poor little meow meow

by twoker664 November 27, 2023

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024