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tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.
Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.
by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018
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Tube Toppin’

In terms of a party there are 4 levels of excitement ranging from

A) boppin: party guests heads bopping to the music

B) hoppin: dance floor guests hoppin about

C) poppin: a state a of litness brought on by heavy excess of alcohol and bussin’ moves
D) tube toppin: a party so dank that women expose their breasts as a literal or metaphor for extreme carnal pleasures
The DJ was rinsing such loose jams and slammin salmons that the party went from poppin’ to tube toppin’ and was a complete shindig
by Colours ‘87 August 13, 2022
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Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
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Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.
I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.
by EmJayee April 27, 2022
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police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators
That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.
by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022
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Tube

Belfast slang for a person lacking skill at sports - especially football.
See yer man- he’s a tube. No wonder he’s always picked last!
by TommyMack January 1, 2022
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Tube terrorist

Used for someone performing a blowjob that uses their teeth.
So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.
by PenisDefiner21 January 4, 2022
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