angel topper

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.

He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Lily topel

The BEST and MOST GORGEOUS hottest person to exist in this entire planet. There are no words to better describe a human like her. She is the most lovable person existing in this human era.

Lily Topel is hot as fuck

by speevs2cool December 20, 2023

The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

by PerseusMB December 21, 2023

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024