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Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro
by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021
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Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter
*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"
by paddisda00 December 4, 2017
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patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.
Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.
by Titty city December 16, 2019
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Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool
by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022
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Patrick green

A beautiful gay guy with a charming personality and is so sweet and nice on the outside and little bit wild on the outside... got to love him tho ❤️
Patrick green yeah I know him he’s that one cute guy
by Hengry March 11, 2019
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Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
by Doesen December 17, 2018
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Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
by Xohoo October 9, 2020
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