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by thisissethc September 30, 2017
Get the alternative fapmug. The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016
Get the Pocket Fapmug. by Bellechicco June 8, 2020
Get the eye fappingmug. The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022
Get the The Fapmug. Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017
Get the fap dialmug. IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
Get the Fap N’ Crapmug. when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
Get the fap and freezemug.