The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
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Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
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Get the Cole moment mug.THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL TIME!! is in love with girls whos names only have 3 letters.. one of the nicest guys you’ll meet tho, but he always hangs out with a group of douche bags that kind of takes away from all that good things people say about him.
“All there’s Cole again sucks that he hangs out with those trump supporters.” “oh hey did cole ever get over that one girl, Mia?”
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Get the Cole mug.cole is a sweet guy but hes a FAT SIMP. hes in love with girl who have 3 letter names and is litterally obsessed with them. Is really the nicest guy but decides to hang out with douche bags so he doesnt really get a lot of gorls.
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