Zendric Tan

the best ex i’ve ever had, even tho he probably hates me and is not thinking about giving me a second chance I miss you and i’ll always love you with my entirely heart, you are my sun, moon and all the starts i never thought i needed to light up my world. You were my source of happiness and even tho is sad i don’t have you as close and i did, it makes me happy i at least had something with you and that at some point i was the only girl in the world to you.

1. Zendric Tan My little favorite ex that i want back

2. Zendric Tan you are my favorite ex!
2. Please get over him already is been 2 years.
3. i can’t lol

by urmom929 November 22, 2021

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City Boy Tan

The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.

“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”

by MajesticMullet June 17, 2020

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Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.

"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"

by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

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