puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

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Sad Cheeks

When a person is being overly sad, salty butt hurt

My girlfriend is all sad cheeks that we didn't go watch Hamilton.

John: "How'd your date go?"

Jake: "It was cool until she saw her ex and got all sad cheeks."

by nickyparkn June 8, 2019

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Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);

That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!

by 1Martini April 24, 2019

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Cheek Finesser

1-A "cheek finesser" is a modern day word for pimp. It describes a male/female that has an easy time pulling girls with no attachment.

2-The highest possible title given to a person who pulls females easily.

He is a professional cheek finesser, he'll take anybody girl.
Lady's be careful, the cheek finesser just showed up.
You know he ain't no good, he ain't nothing but a cheek finesser.
When I grow up I want to be a cheek finesser.

by CheekFinesser September 14, 2019

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International give your best friend a kiss on the cheek day

He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK

karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!

by thebanguditsa September 24, 2019

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