Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Dih Teasing

1, A guy making it look like he’s interested in a girl and overly being affectionate to sell this propaganda.

2,Love bombing someone to the point that they think you’re interested but then ghosting/ditching them.

This guy was ‘dih teasing’ her for an entire week and he straight up just ghosted her!

by Upsilon22 January 18, 2026

Dih Teasing

1, A guy making it look like he’s interested in a girl and overly being affectionate to sell this propaganda.

2,Love bombing someone to the point that they think you’re interested but then ghosting/ditching them.

This guy was ‘dih teasing’ her for an entire week and he straight up just ghosted her!

by Upsilon22 January 18, 2026

Adam-teasing

Men's version of eve teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025

Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely goes for the smaller, less prominent pimples first, avoiding the bigger, juicier ones, in order to build up the watcher's anticipation until later in the video.

That doc is a zit-teaser, she always goes for the small acne bumps first and makes you wait for the big, more satisfying ones until later

by AnalAl August 24, 2025