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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”
Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.
by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021
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liberty tech charter

a synonym of hell. bratty teachers, rich bitches, all put together in good ol' Liberty Tech. all grades, K-8, makes a small-ass school even smaller. there is too much drama between the main drama group that mostly consists of 7th graders. here you will find many sixth graders and eighth graders dating each other, breaking up, and getting back together again.
Kylan What school do you go to girl
LTCS Girl Liberty Tech Charter School, sis
Kylan You know it
by charter bitch March 2, 2020
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I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022
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tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.
Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.
by Ah8ter November 6, 2013
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The Tech Effect

At New Mexico Tech, the combined forces of The Mermaid Effect and The Cheerleader Effect. This affects all genders and sexual orientations.

The longer one stays at New Mexico Tech, the more attractive everyone becomes. Including: friends, lab partners, classmates, roommates, RAs, TAs, professors, other faculty members, employees of local restaurants, employees of local stores, employees of local fast food restaurants, local high school students, and even that one bitch.
Student 1: "The girls here get hotter every week."
Student 2: "The Tech Effect has set in.
by YOLOswaqq420blazeitfukkdapoliz October 11, 2014
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