ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Ghost Tears

When a man has two men ejaculate into his eyes so he can then pretend to be a ghost crying cum

Daniel came out wearing ghost tears

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Tear

To cut. Rip. To open food. To break apart.

To open food, tear here.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

tears

Admit it you only searched this word so you could see the "Get a TEARS mug for your daddy" ad

No mugs of mine are for tears...they're for crude oil instead ;)

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021