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ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009
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tanner

sleeping whenever you think about the person; one who is constantly asleep.
sam: dude the bitch fell asleep on me last night.

freddy: she was pulling a tanner?

sam: ya

freddy: no girls would pull a tanner at deja vu.
by xx123x43x November 3, 2008
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tangeray

Clay Aikan is soo tangeray
by JS June 7, 2004
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tanner and kayleigh

the greatest couple in the history of the world. (:

they're so cute together, and they are meant to be in love. <3
Hey, did you see Tanner and Kayleigh?

Yeah, they're so adorable!
by fem93ca March 28, 2009
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Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009
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shit talker

A person whom which eats human (and sometimes animal) poo, then while swallowing tries to talk but ends up regurgitating the poo spitting it out of her mouth.

this is the real definition of shit-talker. Do not believe the other bogus definitions.
Bob: Hey did you see Sarah shit-talking last night?

Joe: Yeah that shit was crazy man, the poo was flying everywhere!

Bob: I was pretty amused; she's a great shit talker.
by Unknown and Anonymous April 12, 2008
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tanner

Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.
Britney: Omg im dating tanner now!
Tiffany: girl what even, ditch his ass hes a jerk.
by shade thrower 69 January 22, 2017
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