talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

by rogerW November 8, 2009

Talking to India

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.

guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India

by duncboston December 7, 2010

talk tease

Somebody that says flirtatious, seductive things, but they're all talk. No follow through.

Jane said she was gonna thank me the dirty way. She won't...such a talk tease.

by jennyann September 28, 2010

Red Talk

War of Arsenal blogs between Randy Osae's 'Red London' and Chris Wheatley's 'Gooner Talk'.

these bloggers take Red Talk too far on newsnow

by Boobs366 July 18, 2010

skid talk

Simular to crazy talk, but about two steps down on the shit-o-meter. One who mentions a grim situation when all you are trying to do is have a good time.

"I don't think I'm gonna drink any more beers tonight man"

"Yo, that's skid talk B"

by Roob Nevo June 22, 2006

talk-blocker

a person who interrupts a focused conversation between people with an off-topic/less important subject

i was discussing the monthly sales figures with my supervisor prior to the company meeting, when the CEO came up and started talking about his golf plans this weekend. What a talk-blocker!

by hollybee December 9, 2008