The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

The Flying Taint by feldpar February 17, 2009

Taige 

Taige is someone who has red hair and cusses like a sailor. She is sometimes a nice person but can have a salty personality. She will tell you exactly what’s on her mind even if it hurts your feelings. All in all she is pretty basic.

Taige is basic.

Taige by Salty123 August 19, 2018

The Taint 

The second movie in a trilogy.

If Attack of the Clones is the taint, Revenge of the Sith is definitely the asshole.

The Taint by frankiewashcloth July 8, 2010

taint rake 

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.

taint rake by Bikes April 21, 2006

Taint Garden 

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

Taint Garden by Peppers18 July 19, 2009

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed 

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

taint lick 

n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like

I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick

taint lick by MQuiggle July 13, 2007