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screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding
Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!
by FatStab June 3, 2014
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tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits
Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam
by ballernipples June 14, 2010
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tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
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muscular tits

when girls(usually cheerleaders or dancers) have boobs that look like pecks, only rounder.
by the one and only boob master69 December 9, 2013
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Flippin Tits

1. An espression of measure of one's anger

2. verb; to describe one's state of wrath towards others
So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.

Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!

I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.
by lovemussell March 26, 2009
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tit swaggle

A person or a thing who is an old lump of an old womans disgusting boob which is highly offensive if used with other vulgar language. It also can refer to people that drive bmw's, mercedes benz, or other luxury vehicles whom are total douche bags and choad faces.
That guy tailgating my car is such a little tit swaggle.
by seanpersian October 29, 2010
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mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.
"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"
by Larry2017 August 10, 2017
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