Cyrus the Bear

Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.

Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.

Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....

-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!

-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!

by dangerousbob April 1, 2007

Budget Bear

Another name for a guinea pig

I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.

by McMutt May 8, 2010

Teddy bear

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

chizzly bear

A term to describe the hairiest and most sexy Chiz ever. Enjoys sleeping and eating more than any other organism on earth.

"O' Chizzly Bear, O' Chizzly Bear, how i wish, you were a, care bear!"

by Chizzly Bear March 31, 2008

Emi Bear

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear

Matt: Daym who is that

Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped

by Butters0422 February 24, 2010

sneaky bear

one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.

Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.

by carcarzz April 23, 2008

Buzzy Bear

a large woodland creature with lots of fur and a very dense mat of chode hair. It is very fast over land, but hates water and getting wet. It is among the most negative of forest animals and is constantly complaining. They love italian food and tobasco sauce. One of their favorite things in the world are large tits and big asses. They love the sex.

"There goes that buzzy bear, damn he's fast."

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006