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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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Fanum tax

its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food
person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(
by CURSEOFRA December 10, 2023
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Fanum Tax

To Steal something or to take with permission
Bro rizzed his way into Fanum Taxing shorty’s cash.
by Wolé August 17, 2024
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cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.
by 1314tea March 24, 2025
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tax desert

A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.

A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.
by 312Aquaponics June 7, 2011
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Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
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Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors
"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024
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