Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.
by Boooka December 08, 2019
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shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
by Ayeee23 June 07, 2019
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Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 23, 2023
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Tanning Gummies {Gummy}

When a person wearing dentures takes them out, goes to the dentist for oral UV therapy, and then "goes down" on you. !!!@_@!!!
Steig Freid, your grandmother "says" she is going to give me tanning gummies {gummy} this weekend!!! !!!@_@!!!
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GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
GARY "MONKEY" TAN
by your neighborly hackor April 05, 2023
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Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019
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Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸,听三遍
by Mahjong 101 November 22, 2021
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