Better Party Syndrome

More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.

Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.

Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).

by I Am The Party March 5, 2009

ugly duckling syndrome

Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.

She's got ugly ducking syndrome.

by andrea February 5, 2003

Sylwia

A beautiful European woman with class and intelligence. On the other hand, she is also very radical when it comes to politics and the rights of people. She also has a funny sense of humor when least expected. She won't kiss you until at least the second date. You may meet her at Starbucks for a simple coffee for a first date, so don't be surprised if she wants to go there.

That Sylwia is way too hard to understand, but I can't get enough of her!

by JoSparks July 8, 2011

eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.

Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.

by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018

Synyster Gates

A7X guitarist. Really freakin' good guitar player, and super-sexy.

"Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall."

Unholy Confessions,
Avenged Sevenfold

by Floydika August 29, 2005

"Young Lion Syndrome"

In a pride of lions, one (occasionally as many as 3-4) male is the undisputed leader. This male is usually between the ages of 3 and 15, and it is he who mates with all the females, drives out the younger males, and defends the pride from outside threats.

Young lions, on the other hand, are driven out of the pride by the old male/s when they reach maturity. From this point on they generally roam, looking for an old male to challenge and replace as head of their own pride.

The analogy extends to human behavior, particularly in areas where men compete, such as sports and social situations. For instance, an 18-year old college freshman continually trying to outchug a 24-year old graduate student who has been drinking for several years may be referred to as having "Young Lion Syndrome."

Headline: Vitali Klitschko knocks out Samuel Peter! Today the old lion returned to defend his crown. 37-year old Vitali Klitschko hammered 28-year old Samuel Peter, forcing him to quit at the end of the eighth round.

Peter declared during a press conference prior to the fight that Klitschko was "too old" to defeat him - clearly a case of "Young Lion Syndrome".

by havick March 25, 2009

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009