subway surprise

the act of farting on someone's stomach while they are engaging in sexual acts from behind you.

"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"

"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"

by tunafart February 9, 2009

Yellow Surprise

The act of pissing inside a girls pussy while your still inside her.

Tony- "Oh my god i gave this girl the worst yellow surprise, i was drinking coors light all day."

Bob- "Dude same, my girlfriend flipped shit."

by Madonna Is Hott. April 28, 2010

sweet surprise

The accidental act of giving a woman oral sex, unknowingly right after your friend just fucked and came inside of her

Brandon I can't believe you gave justin a sweet surprise last night. That's hilarious!

by Braydeld February 19, 2015

the birthday surprise

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.

Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.

by meatnormous August 7, 2006

Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.

"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

suprise me sue

This happens when you are engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind, doggy style if you will, and you pull out, and spit on your girls back so she thinks you have cum, then when she turns around, you blow your load all in her face.

You should have seen the look on your moms face when i gave her the suprise me sue

by mreader September 26, 2006

unicorn surprsie

During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.

unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.

by KickenChicken October 13, 2011