Strape

Straight Rape - When a straight guy rapes another straight guy in a sex fuelled frenzy.

Daniel was so horny he grabbed his strape kit and took Matt under the bridge, Matt was never the same again!

by Strapist September 30, 2014

steamer

One that mooches consistentley throughout their whole life. Also they complain when something dosent go their way or they make excuses for bad sports play.

You have a couple of friends over and one just helps themselves to a whole gallon of milk before askingand you say... "Wow hows it goin' over there steamer"

by i hate you guys October 4, 2009

cajun steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cajun Steamer involves shitting on the chest of a sexual partner. However, the Cajun Steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in massively painful liquid shits that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. Extra Cayenne Pepper is a must.

So I was going to give Mindy a Cleveland Steamer last night, but forgot that I had cajun food for lunch. Needless to say, she got pissed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my Cajun Steamer.

by Frank Castanza December 9, 2008

Goucho Steamer

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.

by FrankieT May 11, 2006

Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Tea steamer

When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!

Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!

by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006

gary, indiana steamer

-like a cleveland steamer, but with the runs
-receiving sexual gratification from a female's mamories, and attempting to leave fecal matter on rib cage. Instead, have runs.
-may or may not include rubbing it into the females torso.

I tried to leave a cleveland steamer on her, but all that came out was a gary, indiana steamer.

by Cromwell Jorguenson April 12, 2005