spankalious

The term 'spankalious' refers to someone that you would like to give a quick spank to.

Anthony Callea (runner up Australian Idol 2) is sooo spankalious!

by Spiral_Girl May 24, 2005

spankin' new

The tag MTV attaches to its new videos

SP| Spankin' New

by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

spankypants

An affectionate nname from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 24, 2007

Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

shankage

To be majorly shanked

I just shanked that guy, looks back. That is some major shankage

by Matt Evening April 2, 2007

Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.

"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"

by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010

Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008