Salmon Sac

When a used condom full of semen is left inside the vagina after the guy pulls out.

Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

Salmond

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

Salmonfeels

That feeling you get when: Thinking, Doing, Dreaming of Salmon Fishing. To be "Salmonfeels" is to be complete! Not for the faint of heart.

"Hey man, how do you feel after catching that fish?" - "Salmonfeels Steve, Salmonfeels"

by Salmonfeels July 1, 2016

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

solemontis

Solemontis is the meaning of pulling the skin on the penis

I solemontised my foreskin

by chrollebolle December 13, 2016