Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
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The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016
Get the Salmon and BJ Day mug.To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.
by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016
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by Salmonfeels July 1, 2016
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It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
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