Lost sock

A single or lonley person that is usually found lurking in the back of party’s trying to make as least eye contact with others as possible.

“Oh you poor lost sock”
“ You lost sock”
“I hope James stops being a little bitch and stops being a lost sock and finds a pair”

by I make jokes that aren’t funny November 8, 2017

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.

My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.

by SexyIsCool February 21, 2011

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 16, 2011

Sock Shoe

To stretch ones sock downwards until the ankle of the sock is under the heel of the shoe.

girl 1: OMG guys the latest fashion trend is the sock shoe
girl 2: I think it looks totally stupid

by A_Guy November 20, 2013

sock pics

sock pics needs to be weared and the person has to send 6 sock pics with different socks on

send me sock pics

by Alwyxz June 12, 2021

Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013