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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
by Elitist January 2, 2004
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Tom Selleck

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
by Mackalus October 28, 2007
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Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.
by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006
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Snelling

Generally someone who goes after married women. He has a big nose, pinches pennies, and is of jewish decent. Also has an a extremely tiny penis.
What a douchebag!!! That guys a snelling!
by gingers DONT have souls December 2, 2011
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rich boy sellin crack

1. Johhny: Did you see that new BMW drew pulled up in?
Dave: Yeah Drew's dad bought it for him. He's a rich boy sellin crack.
by Diblous January 26, 2008
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Shellacking

The act of sticking your leg out and getting a male human to stand over your leg, and then you swiftly lift your leg up in order to hit the person in the balls.
You idiot! How did you fall for that shellacking?

For that wet willy, I'm gonna shellack you so hard!

When Obama talks about getting a shellacking, it was because I shellacked him.
by Paulkishi November 6, 2010
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Empty Shell

To get all your cum sucked out and u cant bust a load
Damn my girl just gave me a empty shell and ir fell so fucking goood
by Scott Hillegass April 27, 2004
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