Sleep Album

A mixtape that no one ever saw coming that is lit af, or a mixtape that is just awesome af.

Tyrone: Boy did you hear that sleep album from Kendrick? Boy that shit had me bumpin!!

by K.dot_ob3 May 25, 2016

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019

Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

Sleeping-Bags

The dark circles that form around your eye due to lack of sleep and stress.

"Bro I worked 65 hours this week, I got the 'sleeping-bags'"

by thecaliwayHCO December 24, 2014

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020