Real Simple

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women

Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being

Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

Bogugegu simelihim

Bogugegu is a sentence that is used by sigmas. to do the bogugegu sign you have to make a fist and put it on your head and scream bogugegu. you can put the sentence simelihim behind it and form the final form of bogugegu. Variants are petergegu beelersimelihim oder röbugegu. Kambersimelihim. You should never say bogugegu simelihim at 3 am infront of a töffli otherwise terrifier will appear and use his naguschärli to kill you

Bogugegu simelihim!

by Bogugegu sigma December 13, 2024

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025