The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 2, 2022

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
