comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.

Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"

by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009

stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.

tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker

by bitchpiss June 28, 2009

The Shocker

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Drew: Yo, last night I got with Amanda and I pulled The shocker on her!!!

Koe: Shit dude!! Thats Mad Gush!!!!!

by Drew10314 August 30, 2009

Falcon Shock

to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"

by luminator April 14, 2010

Sexy Shock

When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.

Thinking.....

Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara

Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".

Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock

by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011