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stoninvention

pronounced sto/nin/ven/tion
An invention/concoction of some kind that was thought of, developed, and assembled all while being under the influence of marijuana
Dude #1: yo...is that a bong made from a 5 gallon water jug?

Dude #2: yea man. thats a stoninvention that me and a few fellas came up with
by theOParmy May 30, 2010
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storyshop

Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.
Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
by stockman09 July 29, 2012
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Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow
This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!
by Sanron April 12, 2019
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The Stoner

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.
Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"
by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009
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Friend Stock

The more friends a person has on Facebook, the more they are worth in regards to their "friend stock".

to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.

"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.
"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"

"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"
by woahitswes April 13, 2010
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Louisiana Storm

When you and your partner are engaging in intercourse, and you excrete on their spine then watch it slide down to their butt crack then you lick it off
Eric: Danny and Abby had a louisiana storm
Nick: Ewwww thats disgusting
by rithnigga69 March 13, 2015
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Asian infinity stones

Three guys (sometimes four it kinda shifts) who are Asian and hot and gained clout for it on tiktok. People started calling them the Asian infinity stones and you have to “collect them”

- kazuya
- har

- Nash
(Pls note they’re all minors and be respectful)
Omg you’ll never believe it, all the Asian infinity stones follow me back😱
by Will this blow up? May 24, 2022
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