Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Cleveland steamer

Another name for Odell Beckham jr

Did you see the Cleveland steamer drop the ball in the end zone last night ?

by Zimbabwe latiki Jackson September 8, 2020