Secret

You want to know MY secret?

Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.

I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language

by SuperSecretGayerLanguagegods April 6, 2022

Secret gum shine

I don't know?

Ass Worthy of secret gum shine

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013