Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004

toss salad

eating out the asshole

Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night

by 413 January 2, 2005

slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

Madonna salamella

a Japanese word that means dick

arigato niha, chin chun chan Madonna salamella zhcjao zhun chan xnxx pojinz brazzzers chan chan skraa pam pam

by lino gianpaolino May 16, 2018

Sacamaphone

The noise made by the ball sack slapping against one's taint while making a thrusting or side to side hip motion. This can only be done while wearing loose fitting underwear or no clothes at all.

While Jim was dancing to Crank Dat in his boxers and knee socks, the noise made by his sacamaphone was deafening.

by Waffle Fries August 21, 2008