Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

Future-rest

Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.

Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.

by PrivateSnuffy April 26, 2009

almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.

Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.

by habs10 May 6, 2010

mud rest

resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.

my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle

by cruncy rice June 26, 2010

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

water reset

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world

by Buddhafish July 20, 2012