Resident Evil dick

A rare, also extremely fanatic and inept fan of the otherwise-excellent Resident Evil game series, which is an awesome game, and most of its fans are pretty cool, but occuasionally there's the Resident Evil dick who is an extremist on the position of the first few games, but draws a line in the sand at Resident Evil 4, constantly moaning about how it doesn't have zombies, that the story isn't RE enough, and how its an embarrassment to the Resident Evil series, and usually go on the same way about Resident Evil 5.

As cool as the RE games prior to RE4 are, you can always count on the Resident Evil dicks, usually on Internet message boards, to be rude, inept and generally mean-spirited to anyone who basically isn't a nerd, and acts like their somewhat esoteric knowledge of things is supposed to be evident. Resident Evil dicks tned to act very cool, but are really nothing more than stereotypical nerds who complain about RE4 not being Re enough. Also like to randomly attack other people.

Resident Evil dick: "WAAA! RE4 doesn't have zombies, and the story isn't enugh like the originals! It should be the same damn thing, all the damn time! WAAA!!"
Normal RE fan: "Dude, it's all Resident Evil"
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!"

Resident Evil dick: "Haa! LOL, you didn't know that Claire Redfield goes down a staircase in RE: Code Veronica that twists right and not left! What are you, retarded?!"
Normal RE fan: "That's pretty esoteric, not exactly common knowledge."
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!!"

Normal RE fan: "Resident Evil series is awesome."
Resident Evil Dick: "Yeah, but not RE4!! It doesnt have real zombies LOL!!! WAAA!!!"
Normal RE fan: "You're an embarrassment to the fanbase, you know that, RE-dick?"
Resident Evil Dick: "I put you on ignore!!"

by PupilOfStephenKing February 23, 2009

resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003

Restless Groove Syndrome

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.

Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.

by Harrison a. June 26, 2007

Respecticles

The act of bumping testicles with regard to respect.

Reference: Respect Knuckles

"That was amazing!" -Homosexual 1
"Alright! Give me some respecticles" -Homosexual 2
"RESPECTICLES!" -Action proceeding

by Daoga August 28, 2009

Respected Young Men

Respected Young Men (or RYM) is a rap group consisting of 2 masked men that aim for quality, originality, & catchy uplifting music of all styles & variations. They make songs about the things that everyone in the 21st century loved & grew up with. RYM will say at least one line in each song that you will absolutely love.
Their lyrics revolve around references to several aspects of the 70's to the modern day from anything from cartoons, to people, to places, to inventions, & generally mentions almost anything & everything while remaining simple, fun & hilarious while maintaining a professional appearance.
In their songs, blogs, videos, & cd interludes, they claim to be the richest men alive, & have a strong need to rid the world of what they call "Skanky People" & have a strong dislike for any person devoid of morals, understanding, manners, & basic human nature.
Their fans are what they call "Respectables" & achieve this title once they begin to elevate themselves for the good people that they are & represent good, honest, classy, respectable individuals.
They claim to have been born in a vault full of money, diamonds, & valuables as well as out of this world inventions & gadgets. As infants, they were raised by their loyal butler Brutus, & only he may truly know the story behind the masks.
They strive to bring you a fan experience like no other through their music, personalities, internet interaction, & new exciting ways to entertain their fans.

1. Yo those Respected Young Men guys are the shitt!

by madison loves rym December 9, 2009

Resolution Jogger

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow

Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.

by NAAGP January 13, 2010

Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010