by MTanai May 6, 2018

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.
2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).
3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.
2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).
3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.
Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:
Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.
Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.
Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.
Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.
by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!
Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!
Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".
Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".
by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

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by T Bam February 20, 2009

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Used to emphasize utterly truthful statements
by Shimatta Baka-Ni! November 26, 2010
