rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Rubbing Butter

Butter you have to spread yourself on a food item.

”Granny hand me some of that good rubbing butter for my waffles”

by Shysky99 July 6, 2021

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

Cajun Rub

When you to finger a girl, but you still have crawfish juice on your hands, lighting her goods on fire.

I almost got laid last night after the boil, until I gave ole girl a Cajun rub.

by Darsanga January 27, 2022

Rubbing

Rubbing a girls pussy on a guys dick without actually sticking it in

Jim got a boner from sally sitting on his lap so he brought her to the other room and asked her to rub on him (cuz he didn’t have a condom) Sally first rubbed him with her hands but Dylan said it wasn’t working so Sally got on his lap facing him and pulled down her shorts so she was only in her tiny thong and unzipped Jim’s pants do he only had his boxers on and started to thrust on him she then got in the arched position and Jim started rubbing on her for hours

by AnneVal March 9, 2022

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025