Kick A Puppy

The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.

Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.

Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY

by dare-us June 15, 2010

mud puppies

Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails.

Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner.

by Diane Snyder April 28, 2006

Puppeted

When a private message is made public in order for one of the parties of the message to be chastised or humiliated by a group of people.

Posting instant message conversations in which one of the persons has ;owned' the other party making them seem ignorant so others can mock them as well.

John Doe was quite upset when the entire forum teased him because Jane Doe puppeted their cyber chat.

by IAMHERE2 May 20, 2009

Lil Puppy

A soft ass individual. Also could refer as a fuck boy or a weak person

Is he really trying to figh? " he just a lil puppy"

by Malone D March 9, 2016

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

Puppied in the Window

A sex position involving performing anal sex where the girl is leaning out of a windowsill

The girl/guy wants to get puppied in the window so all the neighbors can see.

by Trevor and Brittney March 4, 2008

Sick Puppies

Two creative and intelligent erotic thinkers, with exceptional sexual chemistry and well synchronized turn ons.

But there is some erotic tension in the fact that you don’t like what he orders you to do, but then do it. There is some “against your will” in that which is arousing.
“Yes Sir we are such sick puppies.”

by Obedientwhore January 14, 2019