phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

Phantom 2018

This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.

Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.

"OMG how are you so phantom 2018? - its the phantom effect"

by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

pranorgafy

A failed attempt to type pornography!

Phil - "Hey bob do you watch pranorgafy?"
Bob - "Do you mean pornography?, and yes I do!"

by SenToChihiro January 28, 2018

Phantom chest

When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.

Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.

Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.

Boy: probably just a phantom chest.

by Defelicious May 8, 2018

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

PhantomIllusions

That one guy who won't say any naughty words, but can have a mind as dirty as a sailor. He sometimes abandons his friends for irl friends instead of doing ranked with them, but it's alright. He always pulls through with his amazing performances in ranked, sometimes even getting MVP. Kool Kid Jones!!

Man, PhantomIllusions is such a good siege player!

by The Truth Teller-.. June 19, 2018