Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018

Ten Pound Brown

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.

"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."

by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

Pound Buddy

Friends that have extreme sexual tension and are "just friends" in-front of there friends, but have mind blowing, push you up against the wall, pound you from behind sex.

Mandy: I heard some sexcapades going on in your room last night and I know your not dating anyone, so who is your pound buddy?

Lisa: ummm...just a friend :-)

by mel10ice May 4, 2010

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017