police

People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.

Uh oh... they after me! Me drunk, and me must run from police.

by Rufus3000 April 14, 2004

panic! at the disco

Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin sick. Panic!!! At The Disco should be shot for the things they do.

Panic! At The Disco should burn in hell for being Satanic, screaming fags!!!

by The Truthish September 25, 2006

Police officer

A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars

John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"

by JJdabosshoss November 9, 2013

Police

the ass munch who sticks his jimmy stick up his butt hole

by pablo February 13, 2003

military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007

panic at the disco

The worst band to ever "make it". Popualar in the middle schools, this band was made famous by one song. i write sins not tradgies and nobody really knows anything else they do. They are just a fad.

Stop acting like Panic at the disco.

by Kilmister November 11, 2008

Police Brutality

The crueslest, most sadistic crime against humanity. Especially when that same officer wins Policeman Of the Year

Drake: Did you hear about the kid who was killed? By the NYPD? Talk about police brutality.
Evan: Yeah! It's really sad. The officer one policeman of the year...

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011