When walking between party to party or bar to bar and you need to urinate and you can't afford to stop to and you urinate while you keep moving. Situations that call for a piss n walk are when you don't want to miss a ride and your friends won't wait for you, or you are in a crowded city and want to seem like you are just walking, while you actually are urinating. Advanced piss n walkers usually use a side step directionally urinating to one side as to not walk into their own piss.
Yo, I can't find a bathroom and there are too many people to stop and pee on a tree, so I don't look while I piss n walk.
by B. Hi! May 16, 2010
Get the Piss n walk mug.Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.
Virile Vic:
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
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