Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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by Anonymous June 4, 2003

personal website

A website that can be designed by anybody that is mainly for individual use. A personal website falls under several categories, depending on how the individual makes use of it.
1. Personal: These usually consist mainly of online photo albums of the website creator, online diaries (also known as blogs) and some background information about the creator, such as the creator's favourite food.
2. Professional: There are several kinds of professionals:
a. Portfolios - Artists usually go for this medium as a means to display their work online, such as music and graphics
b. Business professionals - As this kind has stated, the purpose here is to have some kind of online business that can be conducted without the need to be physically near the customer.
c. Star celebrity - A way of doing PR, except that it's by means of the internet.
3. Communal: Under this category, it is usually in the form of a forum where the creator can invite friends and family to communicate online as a group rather than through instant messengers online such as AIM and MSN.
Some of the main reasons why people have personal websites is to have a form of identity, personality and communication, mainly how they want others to see them presented as.

Visit my personal website to know more about me and to see photos of my dog!

by Amantis April 5, 2005

6th person

another way to describe getting your shit pushed in.

Ay, looks like bill is the 6th person. Must have been at the fee fee club again

by gay sprint March 31, 2009

Morning Person

A supernatural being that can get up as early as they want and still be able to be productive

Jane: i think John is a morning person
Gale: he is really productive in the morning, I think you’re right.

by Some random person or somethin November 20, 2017

Bad person

A bad person is someone who doesn’t pay their share of the rent. Someone who tries to kick you out, belittle you or steal your sentimental items from your bedroom

Kobe didn’t pay his rent because he’s a bad person

by Ya hoe mj September 12, 2018

poor person

Christian Le, stupid ass can't even afford a free game.

"You should get tetris. It's a free game."
"Can't I'm a poor person"

by T H O T P O L I C E October 9, 2018