Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

12 pounds

Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.

She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.

Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021