Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.
This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.
by Bapper69 February 01, 2018
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pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.
Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!
by Goohlevich December 28, 2015
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pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission
Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!
by BrianTheCornGuy November 17, 2023
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running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
by papamurph43 April 06, 2017
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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
shut up you stinky pole hugger
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
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If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam August 09, 2013
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